February 2010
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Don't worry, I'm done.
I have to stop tweeting about the Grammys. The world has seen enough disasters lately. I don’t want to be known as the guy that live tweeted one.
It took everything I had in me not to make a joke when Beyonce sang ‘You Oughta Know’ by Alanis Morissette. Did Dave Coulier sleep with her too? I didn’t realize that Uncle Joey got around so much.
And what the hell? Green Day...
January 2010
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Another song by Ash.
These guys wrote and...
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"And you may ask yourself, well, 'How did I get...
I put my penis into a savings account today. I still don’t get to use it, but at least now it’ll grow a little every month.
That was the first joke I ever wrote.
I had just started using the internet and inevitably found myself in a chat room. It was mostly guys hitting on girls who may have mostly been guys themselves. I didn’t care for it much. It was pretty boring, so I...
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luckymeluckymud:
“Game of Pricks” by Guided By...
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Saturday pajama dance party in 3… 2…...
Thank you William Shatner
girl11eleven:
I have been spending the last few months with my family. As much as I love them, I’ve lived alone for many years so I’ve gone a little mad with no privacy, sleeping on the couch and Im sure I have probably encroached on my parents “love life.”
(I think I just threw up a little)
I travel a lot and one of the tricks I’ve learned was how to buck the “name your own price” system on...
I had a real doppelgänger. At Cornell.
piscesinpurple:
My friends would see and approach her on campus, thinking she was me, only realizing she wasn’t when she looked at right at them without any spark of recognition.
It took me a long time to realize this was actually a thing. Years of various people saying, Hey, I saw you on campus today but you totally ignored me.
The only person who saw her more than once was my friend and...
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ianbrooks:
Hayden - “Dynamite Walls”
this is a...
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"That's me in the corner. That's me in the...
So, yesterday I was browsing around Tumblr and hearting stuff about the San Fran tweetup that I did not attend.
Today, I’ve been browsing around Tumblr and hearting stuff about the upcoming Chicage tweetup that I won’t attend.
When the San Fran meet up came and went, I had a set of excuses about why I could not and didn’t attend. And now I’m using those same excuses for...
Just sent my friend's dad a friendship request on...
Step one in my plan to usurp his position in their family: Accomplished. It’s my second day on Facebook and I’m already using it for evil.
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Immortality
I don’t believe I have ever read the works of J. D. Salinger. As a child I wasn’t exactly into reading. It was all about the video games. I pretty much only read a book when a school assignment forced me to. The last books I’ve read were the Harry Potter series. On top of that, I’m in my twenties and I’m just now learning how to write.
Sometimes I read posts here on...
Semi-secret Tumblr message
theresa-c:
If you continue to depend on other people and alternate situations to bring you happiness, you’ll never be happy. Stop waiting for your “real” life to begin, or for your prince/princess to come. This IS your real life. Here, right now. This is it, and it’s all you’ll get. The past is over and by the time the future exists, it’ll be right now, too.
Stop making excuses and life your...
Goodnight, Tumbletopians.
I’m madly in love with the whole lot of you.
This is the Matrix, right?
Figured “why not?” and started my Facebook page.
http://www.facebook.com/StereoForBrains
And, no, my name is not actually Chance Lamson. I used my porn name. What are you gonna do about it, Facebook?! My brother has the best porn name ever. Duchess Martini. He should totally do porn.
I would put more info up, but I want to get a feel for this thing first. For all I know I might...
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Lala and Facebook
Two questions for you Tumbletopians.
Question the first: Any of you have a Lala account that I don’t know about? I’m already stalking lafix, cloudya, judyschu and donchiefnerd. I want more! I want to listen to the songs that you dance and sing along to when no one is watching!
Question the second: What’s the deal with Facebook? I was very close to starting a page last night,...
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formspring.me
would you ever have sex with me?
It’s hard to answer this question when you are anonymous, but then again that has never stopped me before. Ramada Inn, room 117.
Which of the Harry Potter characters you love most?
That’s a very hard decision, but at the end of the day I think it will always be Dumbledore. Love him. Love him. Love him. I have...
idsploder asked: I'm not a big fan of the Starbuck's. Because I'm cheap. How do you afford to live in such high-falootin' style? Are you independently wealthy, and merely living amongst the common people for your art?
Just don't have me arrested like Andy Dick.
girl11eleven:
A few of you guys know about the project I am working on - and I won’t get long winded about it as I tend to be sometimes - but it involves social networking, Twitter and the like. I’m also working on a book. I’m not sure if I can streamline both of those things into one big project, but either way as much as I hope it works out, I am doing this for myself more than anything.
My...
Dammit, Guys...
I might just have to start a Face Book account now.
1/25
I’ve been reading through all of these Facebook 25 lists and noticing tons of things that I have in common with some of you. I don’t have a Facebook page, but I just messaged someone and went into a long winded story that I figured I’d share in lieu of a FB 25 list.
I wear a necklace that my mother gave me on my 16th birthday. To be honest, it didn’t really mean anything...
Rush Limbaugh - "I Don't Even Want To Be Alive... →
blanddiva11:
(via puzzld)
I wish it was real.
I want to have that entire thing tattooed on my back.
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“I’m the hero of the story
I Don’t need to be saved”
– Regina Spektor (via blueyesbrunet)
HellYeahReginaSpektor!!!
You guys!!!
cloudya:
My boss and I are playing a game! He comes in and he pretends not to see me. So he doesn’t say “good morning.” And then I pretend I don’t see him either so I don’t offer him any coffee from the pot I made. Then if we run into each other at all during the day, we duck our heads and pretend we’re suddenly mesmerized by our belly buttons. (Except my belly button’s cuter.)
This is the...
Any of you Tumbletopians have an Ipod and like the...
Because I have two free iTunes redeem codes for ‘Mystery Zone’ left. Who wants em? If you don’t already love Spoon, this is a great time to start.
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Posting another Sleigh Bells song for you guys...
Seriously Important Breaking News!!!
Thanks for the responses and feedback regarding my three new avatar pic choices. You guys were torn between the three and evenly so. With the votes on my Tumblr and through Formspring ending in a complete tie.
I’m going with #2 because the wonderul chiclet likes it and she was the first to answer. Plus its kind of growing on me. I heart you in real life, chiclet.
I loved my old avatar, but...
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