Too nerdy; don’t read

I’ve been going through a rough patch lately, so I did what any grown adult would do: stopped work on all of my projects, boarded up the front door, and started playing video games all night every night. This very mature decision led me to dominate Fallout: New Vegas, snagging all seventy-five achievements in the over two hundred hour process.

This here’s a picture of my character, Chance, the biggest gun-toting bad-ass in the post-apocalyptic Mojave, and God damn, that was a lot of hyphens. He enjoys gecko steaks, Sunset Sarsaparilla, and romantic Death Claw sniping missions.

Also pictured: his fully-modded anti-material rifle; ED-E, his flying plasma-blasting robot buddy; and Cass, the foulest mouth in The Wastes.

I’m going to miss those two…

  1. apricotica said: I don’t understand video games much, but I’m hearting this for the hyphens.
  2. stereoforbrains posted this