It finally happened. Arby’s All-American Roast Burger with no condiments or pickles. I’ve been ordering two of these almost every day for the past month or so, and today I found out that they just refer to them as the “special roast burgers for the guy with the headphones.” I couldn’t help but ask, “Why not just take it a step further and name the damn things after me?” From this day on, at least in the Arby’s I go to, an All-American Roast Burger with no condiments or pickles is called The Chance. It’s not a famous deli in New York, but it’ll do for now. Ask and you shall receive.

It finally happened.

Arby’s All-American Roast Burger with no condiments or pickles. I’ve been ordering two of these almost every day for the past month or so, and today I found out that they just refer to them as the “special roast burgers for the guy with the headphones.” I couldn’t help but ask, “Why not just take it a step further and name the damn things after me?”

From this day on, at least in the Arby’s I go to, an All-American Roast Burger with no condiments or pickles is called The Chance. It’s not a famous deli in New York, but it’ll do for now.

Ask and you shall receive.