The first time I ever had a professional haircut, I found myself mesmerized by this tub of blue liquid that they kept the combs in. I couldn’t help but fantasize about it being radioactive and imbuing my hair with super powers, using it to strangle those that oppose me with long, powerful, slightly curly locks that I could control with my mind. Then they told me the goop was just some stupid chemical to kill lice.
I never quite got over it.
Anyway, I just made a spur-of-the-moment decision to get my hair cut, and I probably wont walk out with super powers or lice.
Lame.
“Devils Haircut” by Beck
Beck’s official site and iTunes page
