Don’t be like that. Don’t be all, “The Strokes? Those guys are so two albums ago.” Why don’t you stop being such a Kramer for a second and listen to this piece of pop brilliance, you friggin’ hipster doofus? Seriously, just take off your girlfriend’s jeans and stop rubbing beeswax into your handlebar mustache long enough to bathe in the melody and the punchy guitars and oh my God, are you wearing a business jacket with torn jeans? What are you, a “hip” teacher from the early ’90s? Do you want to “rap” to me about just saying no to drugs?
You know what? Forget it. Get your ironic trucker hat and non-perscription vanity glasses out of my damn Tumblr.
The rest of you, hit play. I’m going for an anger walk.
“Under Cover of Darkness” by The Strokes
The Strokes’ official site, Twitter, Facebook, and iTunes pages
Their new album Angles isn’t on sale yet, but you can buy this song right… HERE!!!
