Captain Stereo of the SS Star Bucks reporting for duty!

A barista here made me this birthday crown last week out of cup holders. If she thought I would be too proud or uptight to wear it in public, man was she wrong. I’d never stop wearing it if my headphones didn’t get in the damn way.

Also pictured: leftover birthday acne and super manly pink shirt.

Anyway, Ive been meaning to post this and to thank everyone for the birthday wishes, but I’m so very, very lazy. Now that I’m an entire year older, I expect that aspect of myself to worsen. Eventually I’ll just have someone set up an IV drip for my tea. Also, sweat pants and diapers. I can’t wait.

A big thank you to everyone who sent me birthday wishes in any shape or form. I drink my first tea of the day in your collective honor.