Longhorn Steak House, you’ve been coke bombed. Also pictured: The best steak I’ve had in a long time. I’m going to be honest, the steak was so good that I cleaned up the salt before I left. Out of respect. For the steak. What can I say? I love a good coke bombing, but not as much as I love a good steak. Coke bombing: It’s a thing

Longhorn Steak House, you’ve been coke bombed.

Also pictured: The best steak I’ve had in a long time.

I’m going to be honest, the steak was so good that I cleaned up the salt before I left. Out of respect. For the steak.

What can I say? I love a good coke bombing, but not as much as I love a good steak.

Coke bombing: It’s a thing

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My one regret about Cincinnati is that I didn’t leave any coke bombs there. If ever there was a city that needed a good coke bombing, it’s that place. I actually did this one in Chili’s the day before I left Jax. They did absolutely nothing to deserve it, but sometimes a man doesn’t need a reason to leave fake cocaine in a public place. Because it will always be hilarious to me, Tumbletopians. Always. Coke bombing: It’s a thing

My one regret about Cincinnati is that I didn’t leave any coke bombs there. If ever there was a city that needed a good coke bombing, it’s that place.

I actually did this one in Chili’s the day before I left Jax. They did absolutely nothing to deserve it, but sometimes a man doesn’t need a reason to leave fake cocaine in a public place. Because it will always be hilarious to me, Tumbletopians.

Always.

Coke bombing: It’s a thing

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--Tagged under: Cincinnati--

Chili’s, you’ve been coke bombed. Coke bombing: It’s a thing

Chili’s, you’ve been coke bombed.

Coke bombing: It’s a thing

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--Tagged under: Chili's--

Today, I coke bombed Taco Bell. What is coke bombing? Coke bombing is when you leave three lines of (preferably) fake cocaine in a public place. Also, pictures or it didn’t happen! When I was a teen, I used to do this in restaurants before leaving. That is until a very intimidating cop saw me do it with some sugar and I had to talk my way out of it. For years I stopped because I’m a total wuss and that cop scared the crap out of me. A month or so ago, I saw a video of @therealcherilyn on Youtube coke bombing a hotel! God, that was awesome. I’ve never done it in a hotel before… Anyways, that video has rekindled my love of coke bombing. And earlier today, Taco Bell took 15 minutes to cook the burrito I ordered. A single burrito. I watched as they used their wi-fi on their phones instead of cooking my damn burrito for 15 damn minutes. That’s when I decided that Taco Bell deserved a good coke bombing. Coke bombing. Its a thing.

Today, I coke bombed Taco Bell.

What is coke bombing? Coke bombing is when you leave three lines of (preferably) fake cocaine in a public place. Also, pictures or it didn’t happen!

When I was a teen, I used to do this in restaurants before leaving. That is until a very intimidating cop saw me do it with some sugar and I had to talk my way out of it. For years I stopped because I’m a total wuss and that cop scared the crap out of me.

A month or so ago, I saw a video of @therealcherilyn on Youtube coke bombing a hotel! God, that was awesome. I’ve never done it in a hotel before… Anyways, that video has rekindled my love of coke bombing. And earlier today, Taco Bell took 15 minutes to cook the burrito I ordered. A single burrito. I watched as they used their wi-fi on their phones instead of cooking my damn burrito for 15 damn minutes. That’s when I decided that Taco Bell deserved a good coke bombing.

Coke bombing. Its a thing.

--Tagged under: Coke Bombing--

--Tagged under: Taco Bell--

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