Stereo Stories - Chapter Four

“Hello?” Rachel had asked, half sighing, of whoever had the nerve to call her at such a late hour.

That’s how it all started. That’s how an Ugly Betty marathon night turned into a nightmarish version of phone tag.

Rachel clenched her kitchen knife tighter, her knuckles turning white. She had never been in a fight, let alone had to defend herself against some psycho who got his jollies from terrorizing people seemingly randomly. Did she have what it would take to do what she knew must be done in the face of fear?

She held back a tear as the phone rang once again. She simply stared at it, not sure whether she wanted to give the scum bag the satisfaction of instilling more fear into her rapidly beating heart. She almost wished he’d just kick the front door in and get it over with.

She reached out with trembling hands and answered the phone.

“What do you want?!” She cried.

“Mrs. Benjamin, I’m officer Richard Holmes of the Jacksonville police department. Listen to me. We’ve traced the call, Mrs. Benjamin, and it’s coming from within the house! This is very important! I need you to quickly—”

Rachel left the phone’s receiver dangling off the edge of her side table and made a beeline for her front door. She ignored the sound of footsteps and the barely audible voice still emanating from her living room phone as she flung herself out into the cold winter night air. She sighed in relief, slamming the door firmly shut and locking herself out.

Safe at last.

That’s when her cellphone rang…

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Her father never understood our love….
“‘Till death do us part!’ It’s over, son!” “She’s gone!” “Move on with your life!”
Sure, he’d chase me away from her grave with his hunting rifle, but I knew he missed those shots on purpose. Now that I think about it, maybe he did understand on some sick level. He had lost his wife, too, after all.
Thirteen years ago he finally caved in. Thirteen wonderful years ago he finally said, “You want her? You cadaver!” My ghoulfriend and I have been together again ever since, and no amount of pitchforks nor torches in the world will dissuade us.
“Till death do us part?”
Not if I have anything to say about it.
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Her father never understood our love….

“‘Till death do us part!’ It’s over, son!” “She’s gone!” “Move on with your life!”

Sure, he’d chase me away from her grave with his hunting rifle, but I knew he missed those shots on purpose. Now that I think about it, maybe he did understand on some sick level. He had lost his wife, too, after all.

Thirteen years ago he finally caved in. Thirteen wonderful years ago he finally said, “You want her? You cadaver!” My ghoulfriend and I have been together again ever since, and no amount of pitchforks nor torches in the world will dissuade us.

“Till death do us part?”

Not if I have anything to say about it.

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Happy Halloween, Tumbletopians!!!

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Stereo Stories - Chapter Three

Sarah looked down on her lover, Jason, with sorrow in her eyes. “How did it come to this?” she whispered as he slowly slipped off her panties. Carefully, yet excitedly. Like he was unwrapping his beloved copy of “Dragon Warrior 4,” one of his favorite old-school role-playing video games. The one that she foolishly bought him for his birthday. She let a single tear fall from her face at this thought.

Old-school video games. Always with those damn video games.

Jason had become more and more obsessed with them in recent months and she feared for his sanity.

“Fourteen experience points!” he yelled triumphantly the other night as he showed her the remains of the spider he had squashed with that day’s newspaper. “I’m ready for the boss of the dungeon now, I just know it…”

Another tear fell on her cheek as she realized she hasn’t seen Tibby, her pet cat, in days.

“Baby, I’ve enchanted my dick with bonus sexterity…” Jason whispered seductively as he kissed his way up her inner thighs.

She wanted to stop him. To tell him that he needs to get help. That too many old-school video games are not healthy. That he looked ridiculous in the full suit of chain mail armor that he insisted on wearing while he “explores” her “cave of womanly treasures.”

She told him none of those things.

She knew the words would do no good.

She knew it was too late for him.

Sarah braced herself, wiping away one last tear and accepting that he was lost to his madness, as Jason forcefully blew into her vagina like so many old Nintendo cartridges before her.

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Stereo Stories - Chapter Two

Today would have been their anniversary. Spence sat alone, drinking straight from the box of wine that he had saved for the both of them. That night played over and over in his head, constantly skipping like a record at the most painful parts.

Spence knew there was something wrong the moment he saw her. He knew he wasn’t going to like whatever she had to tell him. He could tell it wasn’t easy on her either, noticing the large lump in her throat. She always seemed to have one. She was a very emotional woman.

“I can’t keep dicking around with your heart, Spence.”

Countless scenarios ran through his mind at that moment, each more painful than the last. Was she just not ready to spend the rest of their lives together? Was there another man? Had she been lying about liking Meet the Parents 2: Meet the Fockers, his favorite movie and modern day classic?

“No!” Spence yelled, throwing the half-empty box of wine across the room. ”Impossible! The chemistry between comedic genius, Ben Stiller, and living legend, Robert De Niro, was unquestionable!”

Tears streamed down his face as he remembered the last few words she ever spoke to him.

“Spence, I used to be a man…”

He never saw her again, but only now, on their anniversary, did he have the strength to forgive her and accept how things ended. Spence opened another box of wine and drank it to the memory of the good times, and the courage of the only man-woman he ever loved.

After all, true or not, that took real balls to say.

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Stereo Stories - Chapter One

Sarah stared Death Lord Bill in his cold, lifeless eyes. Eyes devoid of pity. Eyes that have seen the rise and fall of civilizations that she could only read about in history books. Eyes that, despite her defiant glare, could see the fear that was building inside of her. She was certain that, if he could, if he still had muscle and skin, he would be grinning at her.

“You cannot defeat us, Living One! As your world dies, my army grows strong; our ranks renewed by the bodies of the fallen! So come, Sarah! Come if you must! Come and fall upon my blade!” yelled Death Lord Bill.

Tightening her grip on her katana, Sarah pushed her way past the last of Bill’s minions. She could swear she passed what was left of Jason, her boyfriend. With a single tear falling from her eyes, she leaped at The Death Lord, plunging her blade deep within his name tag.

“NO!!!” cried Bill. “How could you have known my one weakness!? It matters not! Another manager will take my place! You have accomplished nothing, mortal! Nothi—”

Sarah twisted her blade, severing Bill’s name tag in half as his body fell to the ground around her feet. She unceremoniously flung her katana behind her and limped out of the “beyond” section of Bed Bath & Beyond, still intent on finding the new duvet cover that she gave up her Saturday afternoon to buy.

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