It finally happened. Arby’s All-American Roast Burger with no condiments or pickles. I’ve been ordering two of these almost every day for the past month or so, and today I found out that they just refer to them as the “special roast burgers for the guy with the headphones.” I couldn’t help but ask, “Why not just take it a step further and name the damn things after me?” From this day on, at least in the Arby’s I go to, an All-American Roast Burger with no condiments or pickles is called The Chance. It’s not a famous deli in New York, but it’ll do for now. Ask and you shall receive.

It finally happened.

Arby’s All-American Roast Burger with no condiments or pickles. I’ve been ordering two of these almost every day for the past month or so, and today I found out that they just refer to them as the “special roast burgers for the guy with the headphones.” I couldn’t help but ask, “Why not just take it a step further and name the damn things after me?”

From this day on, at least in the Arby’s I go to, an All-American Roast Burger with no condiments or pickles is called The Chance. It’s not a famous deli in New York, but it’ll do for now.

Ask and you shall receive.

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cloudya: For Throwback Thursday. From that time I was forced to do battle with a ninja. Dude got owned. The battle started and before he could feebly swing his blade, she had already cut him straight through at the waist. Claudia: “I really… cut him down to size.” I put a gold star sticker on her forehead because, you know, Favstar. Claudia: “looks like he’s… half the man he used to be” Stereo: “Alright, that’s enough, Claudia…” Claudia: “That was no time for him to… fall apart.” Stereo: “Don’t push it, Claudia! When it comes to comedy, sometimes less is more! You have to know when t…” She sliced right through my neck, my head rolling to her feet. Claudia: “Calm down, Stereo. This is no time to… lose your head.” She put on a slick pair of sunglasses. YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cloudya:

For Throwback Thursday.

From that time I was forced to do battle with a ninja.

Dude got owned.

The battle started and before he could feebly swing his blade, she had already cut him straight through at the waist.

Claudia: “I really… cut him down to size.”

I put a gold star sticker on her forehead because, you know, Favstar.

Claudia: “looks like he’s… half the man he used to be”

Stereo: “Alright, that’s enough, Claudia…”

Claudia: “That was no time for him to… fall apart.”

Stereo: “Don’t push it, Claudia! When it comes to comedy, sometimes less is more! You have to know when t…”

She sliced right through my neck, my head rolling to her feet.

Claudia: “Calm down, Stereo. This is no time to… lose your head.”

She put on a slick pair of sunglasses.

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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